Oh the joys of working with children #2

Alright folks, you thought last week's post about work was bad...this one trumps it NO QUESTION!!!!  So if you remember, last week, little "Joe" peed his pants...twice.  Today, little....Ben POOPED his pants!!!! and guess who got to clean up the mess?  That's right, yours truly.  Luckily, I didn't have to clean HIM off, just the huge mess he made in the bathroom after I asked him to wait while I went and got gloves.  When I got back, he decided to try and clean himself up and just made a huge, disgusting, SMELLY mess all over the boy's bathroom.  I'm on my hands and knees, dry heaving, trying not to throw up, cleaning poop off the floor.  The only thing I can do to keep from throwing up is breathe through my  mouth but I fear I'm going to taste it which just makes the dry heaving worse.  Oh what a joyous day it was at Wilson Elementary today.  Remember boys and girls, I LOVE my job!  For real...days like this just make me wonder why I'm studying to be a teacher and then a delightful child hands me a handmade valentine and then I think "oh yeah, that's why"  Thanks for reading :D